Vidzaksag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, confident lizard.

Vidzaksag created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Vidzaksag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vidzaksag, he will come to you in dreams.

Vidzaksag's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Vidzaksag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray trousers.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Do not take Vidzaksag's name in vain.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.