Narfubkon is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent snail.

Narfubkon created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narfubkon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Narfubkon, he will be very sad.

Narfubkon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Narfubkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.