Tailbopsand is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional hummingbird.

Tailbopsand created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailbopsand, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tailbopsand, it will come to you in dreams.

Tailbopsand's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tailbopsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near swans while wearing turquoise stockings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Put Tailbopsand first in all things.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.