Flowquimcub Megnulpod Gudtonkstan
is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful
chicken
.
Flowquimcub Megnulpod Gudtonkstan
created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flowquimcub Megnulpod Gudtonkstan
, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Flowquimcub Megnulpod Gudtonkstan
, he will destroy your home solar system.
Flowquimcub Megnulpod Gudtonkstan's
most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Flowquimcub Megnulpod Gudtonkstan's Holy Commandments
1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never paint your chest brown.
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