Vilpon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful naga.

Vilpon created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilpon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vilpon, it will strike you with lightening.

Vilpon's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Vilpon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vilpon eight times a day.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vilpon.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Put Vilpon first in all things.

5. Do not chop down trees.