Yattsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured penguin.

Yattsaf created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yattsaf, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yattsaf, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Yattsaf's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yattsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about stars.