Titbossdudcetpodwipfoncap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, staggering parrot.

Titbossdudcetpodwipfoncap created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Titbossdudcetpodwipfoncap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Titbossdudcetpodwipfoncap, it will turn you into a tree.

Titbossdudcetpodwipfoncap's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Titbossdudcetpodwipfoncap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Hide from fawn shrews for they are unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Do not shave your hands.