Wipbogmanyam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witty mongoose.

Wipbogmanyam created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipbogmanyam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wipbogmanyam, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wipbogmanyam's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Wipbogmanyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.