Zimzenart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome centaur.

Zimzenart created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Zimzenart, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zimzenart, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zimzenart's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Zimzenart's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never feed bananas to squirrels while wearing kilts.

3. Worship no other gods but Zimzenart.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Do not kill badgers.