Langenmidbatpoghug is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil weasel.

Langenmidbatpoghug created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Langenmidbatpoghug, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Langenmidbatpoghug, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Langenmidbatpoghug's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Langenmidbatpoghug's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never play with disobedient children.