Himvadnur is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent swallow.

Himvadnur created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himvadnur, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Himvadnur, he will destroy your home solar system.

Himvadnur's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Himvadnur's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Himvadnur in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.