Zak is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage chicken.

Zak created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Zak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zak, it will refuse to believe in you.

Zak's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Zak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

3. Retreat if seven squirrels approach from the south.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Always take life seriously.