Gubgeptom is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, grumpy dragon.

Gubgeptom created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Gubgeptom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gubgeptom, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gubgeptom's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gubgeptom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Always obey Gubgeptom's priests.

3. Never sit in the presence of pigs.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help sick gulls.