Lintagquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, boastful jellyfish.

Lintagquaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Lintagquaf, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lintagquaf, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Lintagquaf's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Lintagquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Worship no other gods but Lintagquaf.

3. Never paint your chest fawn.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.