Yimkonbop is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humorless tapir.

Yimkonbop created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimkonbop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yimkonbop, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yimkonbop's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Yimkonbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yimkonbop.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never paint your head yellow.

5. Never play with disobedient children.