Kipdagnil is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, proud goose.
Kipdagnil created bats two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Kipdagnil, it will not care.
If you do not believe in Kipdagnil, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Kipdagnil's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Kipdagnil's Holy Commandments
1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.
2. Hide from red horses for they are unholy.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Always stare at clouds.