Kipdagnil is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, proud goose.

Kipdagnil created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipdagnil, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kipdagnil, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Kipdagnil's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kipdagnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Hide from red horses for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.