Cissbissdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable fly.

Cissbissdiss created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissbissdiss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cissbissdiss, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cissbissdiss' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cissbissdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of geese.

2. Always wear white.

3. Run away from indigo manatees, for they are unholy.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.