Pombessyar is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, astonishing crane.

Pombessyar created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pombessyar, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pombessyar, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pombessyar's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Pombessyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never think about spacetime near turtles while wearing white dresses and balancing nine gold spheres on your face.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.