Spagnilfit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless gorilla.

Spagnilfit created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Spagnilfit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Spagnilfit, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Spagnilfit's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Spagnilfit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Spagnilfit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always help otters.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Run away if four squirrels approach from the north.