Godtaddiss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident cow.

Godtaddiss created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godtaddiss, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Godtaddiss, it will remove you from existence.

Godtaddiss' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Godtaddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white otters for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Do not take Godtaddiss' name in vain.

5. Do not covet oxen.