Somxuckhab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humane frog.

Somxuckhab created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somxuckhab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Somxuckhab, he will turn you into a sheep.

Somxuckhab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Somxuckhab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not keep eight tapirs in a large pit.