Gumpakfod Libfidtonk is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving snail.

Gumpakfod Libfidtonk created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumpakfod Libfidtonk, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gumpakfod Libfidtonk, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gumpakfod Libfidtonk's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gumpakfod Libfidtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.