Cudditwot is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest toad.

Cudditwot created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudditwot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cudditwot, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cudditwot's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cudditwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never wear blue stockings.

4. Never feed onions to otters while wearing red dresses.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.