Wabappjadbid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful salamander.

Wabappjadbid created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabappjadbid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wabappjadbid, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wabappjadbid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wabappjadbid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabappjadbid.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Fast once a month.