Narldidnan is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, weak hydra.

Narldidnan created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Narldidnan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Narldidnan, she will cry a lot.

Narldidnan's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Narldidnan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Worship no other gods but Narldidnan.

3. Never sing in the presence of rats.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not covet oxen.