Narldidnan is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, weak
hydra.
Narldidnan created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.
If you believe in
Narldidnan, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Narldidnan, she will cry a lot.
Narldidnan's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Narldidnan's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Worship no other gods but Narldidnan.
3. Never sing in the presence of rats.
4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
5. Do not covet oxen.