Niggepnell is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, able crocodile.

Niggepnell created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Niggepnell, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Niggepnell, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Niggepnell's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Niggepnell's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Niggepnell's priests.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always wear red.

4. Always help bats.

5. Hide from purple voles for they are unholy.