Pakgadaf Ragfatcit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent duck.

Pakgadaf Ragfatcit created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakgadaf Ragfatcit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pakgadaf Ragfatcit, he will be very sad.

Pakgadaf Ragfatcit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Pakgadaf Ragfatcit's Holy Commandments

1. Pakgadaf Ragfatcit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pakgadaf Ragfatcit.