Had is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever snail.

Had created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Had, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Had, she will make you grow a tail.

Had's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Had's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Had.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.