Cudmabont is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, happy raccoon.

Cudmabont created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudmabont, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cudmabont, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cudmabont's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cudmabont's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Never feed lentils to porpoises while wearing boots.