Mipgutcam is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthoughtful dragon.

Mipgutcam created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipgutcam, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mipgutcam, she will not care.

Mipgutcam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mipgutcam's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Never talk about dark energy near foxes while wearing indigo coats and balancing seven copper spheres on your hands.

4. Do not keep nine aardvarks in a large pit.

5. Retreat if eight otters approach from the east.