Jadcipduss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful narwhal.

Jadcipduss created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Jadcipduss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jadcipduss, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jadcipduss' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Jadcipduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Do not stand on grass.