Bimhombell is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise manatee.

Bimhombell created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimhombell, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bimhombell, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bimhombell's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bimhombell's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Feed all hungry swans.