Fenstigzag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, uncaring hare.

Fenstigzag created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenstigzag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fenstigzag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fenstigzag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fenstigzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near tapirs while wearing pink skirts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your face.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about dark matter near mice while wearing indigo shirts and balancing four zinc spheres on your neck.

4. Never chant near capybaras.

5. Learn three new languages a year.