Baddutnib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful raven.

Baddutnib created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Baddutnib, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Baddutnib, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Baddutnib's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Baddutnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. Do not kill sharks.