Suglighin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic warg.

Suglighin created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Suglighin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Suglighin, she will have a low opinion of you.

Suglighin's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Suglighin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect six titanium sculptures of Suglighin on top of important buildings.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.