Jiglampod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful spider.

Jiglampod created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiglampod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jiglampod, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Jiglampod's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Jiglampod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Jiglampod on top of all buildings.