Honhitfodkipyik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered frog.

Honhitfodkipyik created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Honhitfodkipyik, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Honhitfodkipyik, it will send you a sign.

Honhitfodkipyik's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Honhitfodkipyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must love Honhitfodkipyik.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.