Pasfabbotgig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, clever aardvark.

Pasfabbotgig created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasfabbotgig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pasfabbotgig, it will turn you into a mole.

Pasfabbotgig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Pasfabbotgig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Pasfabbotgig on top of important buildings.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Pasfabbotgig loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.