Ruttrullyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome tapir.

Ruttrullyarl created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttrullyarl, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ruttrullyarl, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ruttrullyarl's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Ruttrullyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. You must pray to Ruttrullyarl five times a day.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near great tits while wearing brown corsets and balancing eight iron spheres on your back.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.