Getcebtig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered pigeon.

Getcebtig created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Getcebtig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Getcebtig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Getcebtig's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Getcebtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Respect your elders.