Flyokgof is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud chinchilla.

Flyokgof created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyokgof, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flyokgof, she will turn you into a hamster.

Flyokgof's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Flyokgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Always look after injured bats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.