Standognuttyam is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, generous deer.

Standognuttyam created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Standognuttyam, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Standognuttyam, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Standognuttyam's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Standognuttyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Standognuttyam eight times a day.