Kimhomhas is a god.

He takes the form of a small, almighty gnu.

Kimhomhas created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Kimhomhas, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kimhomhas, he will come to you in dreams.

Kimhomhas' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kimhomhas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to dogs while wearing blue stockings.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.