Saffombog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart salamander.

Saffombog created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saffombog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Saffombog, she will destroy your favourite star.

Saffombog's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Saffombog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Never run in holy places.