Yamwigwon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, calm rat.

Yamwigwon created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamwigwon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yamwigwon, she will destroy your favourite star.

Yamwigwon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Yamwigwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Put Yamwigwon first in all things.