Yamwigwon is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, calm
rat.
Yamwigwon created an electron five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yamwigwon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Yamwigwon, she will destroy your favourite star.
Yamwigwon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Yamwigwon's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured tapirs.
2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Put Yamwigwon first in all things.