Bogbissbetgab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane squirrel.

Bogbissbetgab created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bogbissbetgab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bogbissbetgab, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bogbissbetgab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bogbissbetgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Bogbissbetgab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.