Stertettigab Konhampin is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unjust dog.

Stertettigab Konhampin created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stertettigab Konhampin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stertettigab Konhampin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Stertettigab Konhampin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Stertettigab Konhampin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not listen to music.