Gabbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, witless bear.

Gabbeg created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabbeg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gabbeg, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gabbeg's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gabbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.