Bigminhotfar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient weasel.

Bigminhotfar created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Bigminhotfar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bigminhotfar, he will make you grow a tail.

Bigminhotfar's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bigminhotfar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Bigminhotfar loves snakes, so they must be respected.