Dadjat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical crocodile.

Dadjat created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadjat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dadjat, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dadjat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dadjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.