Mummoncum is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic swallow.

Mummoncum created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mummoncum, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mummoncum, she will be very unhappy.

Mummoncum's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Mummoncum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

4. Never feed bananas to sharks while wearing gray jumpers.

5. Do not make images of living things.