Miston is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, blissful rat.

Miston created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miston, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Miston, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Miston's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Miston's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never hurt shrews.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Miston in the centre of the settlement.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.