Kipxinbop is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic hummingbird.

Kipxinbop created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipxinbop, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kipxinbop, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kipxinbop's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Kipxinbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Always obey Kipxinbop's priests.

4. Never talk about gravity near gulls while wearing violet stockings and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your back.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kipxinbop.