Nigvonsand is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy crow.

Nigvonsand created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigvonsand, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nigvonsand, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nigvonsand's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Nigvonsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing orange corsets.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Nigvonsand in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always stare at clouds.