Rignellfarn is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy
horse.
Rignellfarn created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rignellfarn, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Rignellfarn, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Rignellfarn's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Rignellfarn's Holy Commandments1. Never write about black holes.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never hop near tortoises.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.